I've been neglecting my email, MySpace and Twitter because I've become addicted to Mob Wars and Crusades on Facebook. Sad, but true. I have little time to spend online during the week, so when I'm on, what do I do? Instead of checking email or going to my other usual haunts, I go directly to Facebook to play those games. In fact, now that I'm thinking about them, I feel like winding up the blog so I can go check my progress and make sure no one has attacked me and stolen my money. Fighting the urge...
Please hold...
Whew! All is well. Got attacked by a rival mob, but I was too powerful for them. That's right... they'll know better next time not to mess with Machine Gun Chelle. My friend, Jim (aka Leo Capatelli), knows not to mess with me. He's in my mob, but sometimes I threaten to cut him loose... I can't do anything bad to him as long as he's part of my organization, but once he's out, he'll be a sitting duck and he knows it. Note to Jim: Quit hitting yourself. It doesn't exude intelligence and just makes my organization look shoddy.
Okay, so role playing as a mob boss may not be a morally sound thing to do. That's why I joined the Crusades as a Christian warrior... to balance it all out. That works, right? I'm known as Lady Chelle there. I only attack Pagans, Infidels, and the occasional Saracens. I never attack other Christians, so if you're playing the game and you are a Christian warrior, you don't have to worry about me.
Don't get too comfortable fellow Mobsters and Crusaders. I may seem like an ordinary housewife and mom on the exterior, but you better watch your back because I'm always there, lurking in the shadows...
Alright. Back to reality. I have buttons to sew on and a pair of jeans to patch... and of course the never ending laundry and dishes to do. I better get to it.
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